Ahoy, my hearties! Welcome aboard the newest wave of The Walking Critic — our Cruises section! Whether you're a seasoned cruiser with a loyalty card or a first-timer wondering what on earth a "lido deck" is, you're in the right place.
We’re diving headfirst into the world of cruising, from ocean giants packed with waterslides and cocktails to boutique river cruises gliding through Europe’s most charming towns. Here, it’s all about helping you navigate the high seas (and not just the buffet lines) with honest reviews, insider tips, and a healthy dose of wanderlust.
Under this menu, you’ll find:
🛳 Cruise Reviews – Real, unfiltered thoughts on ships big and small. We’re talking food, entertainment, ports, vibes, and whether that "all-inclusive" promise actually delivers.
🔍 Cruise Ship Inspections – Coming soon! A sneak peek into ship tours, cabin walkthroughs, and behind-the-scenes breakdowns. Think of it as a test drive before you book your next floating holiday.
From the tropics of the South Pacific to the icy fjords of Norway, this space is where we sail, sip, snooze, and sometimes slip on the pool deck – all in the name of good travel content. You’ll get the highs, the lows, and everything in between, so you can cruise smarter and have more fun doing it.
Cruise Lines, Let’s Chat!
Are you a cruise line looking to showcase your ship, itinerary, or onboard experience? I’m always on the lookout for my next adventure at sea! If you'd like The Walking Critic to come aboard for a review, inspection, or feature, drop me a line — I don’t bite (unless there’s a buffet involved).
Let’s set sail together!
